Tuesday 23 November 2010

Traditional Chinese Five Spice Irish Casserole - Serves 2

In a baking tin marinade 2 cubed chicken breasts in...

A sprinkle of Celery Salt,
Soy sauce,
Olive oil,
Paprika,
and a dusting of Chinese five spice,
Corn flour.

Heat some olive oil and butter in a casserole dish on the hob and throw in a finely chopped leek,
half a stem of ginger
and about 2 potatoes.

Place a lid on the the casserole and put the chicken in the oven at about 200 degrees, leave both for about 15 mins.

Throw a chopped courgette,
quarter of a red pepper and
quarter of a yellow pepper,
into the casserole dish.

Along with a finely chopped tomato
and a crumbled stock cube.
Fill with boiling water to just cover the potatoes.
Stir in the chicken, cover, place the casserole in the oven and leave for 30 minutes.

Job's a gooden!

Tuesday 16 November 2010

New World Pasta Bake.

Just made this up. It's nice...

I'll try and add more measurements than last time but just do ingredients for amount you think you can eat per person

In a medium heated casserole dish on the hob, fry a chopped up leak in olive oil,

Two cloves of Garlic,
A handful of chopped up Walnuts,


Add two finely chopped chicken breasts coated in...
A shake of; Corn flour,
Cajun spices,
Soy sauce,
Nutmeg,
olive oil mixed in a bowl.

Seal the coated chicken.

In a sauce pan of simmering water, cook some pasta and broccoli together.

Back in the casserole dish turn up the heat and add..
Tomato puree, burn it slightly to the pan so it sweetens,
then add a tin of chopped tomatoes,
quarter of a tin of kidney beans,
half a cup of stock.
Turn back to simmer.

Wait ten minutes then add some...
sliced chorizo,
a small amount of Stilton,
Empty the sauce pan of water and tip pasta and broccoli into the casserole dish,
Stir and put in oven for 30 mins

Serve with a glass of New Zealand sauvignon blanc.

EAT!

Tuesday 19 October 2010

I just invented a nice little dish...

I just invented a nice little dish... I fancied Thai green curry but couldn't be bothered with the coconut milk and paste....

Ingredients. In this order. Into a saute pan:

Leek,
Celery,
Garlic,
Cumin,
Paprika,
Garam Masala,

Chicken, coat in:
Soy Sauce,
Celery salt,
Chinese 5 spice,
Corn flour,
then throw in pan with:

Ginger,
Lime zest,
Lemon juice,
Chicken stock,
Green beans,
Black Pepper,

Rice,
Sumac.

Wait ten minutes... Done! Simple!

Friday 25 June 2010

Cure for Mouth Ulcers

A few things I have found out that no one else seems to know...

Cure for Mouth Ulcers: Eat more vitamin B.

I used to suffer from loads of them but eating liver once a week or Vitamin B supplements fixed that.

Cure for IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome), diarrhea or bloating: You are allergic to something.

Send a hair to these guys http://www.healthsynergy.co.uk/ and they will tell you what it is. It cost around £50 but it's worth it and works from my experience.

Children are hyper and won't behave: They are allergic to food colouring and preservatives.

But natural forms of these can be found in Strawberries, raspberries, bananas and peas.

Wednesday 5 May 2010

Domestic water wheels

I wonder how much electricity you would generate if you connect a small hydro electric power generator to your tap? Would it be better for the environment? It would probably be cheaper, unless you have a water meter. It seems a bit wasteful for the water companies to clean all that water and pump it to your house only for you to leave your tap running to power a light bulb or two.

Maybe its possible to have small hydro electric power generators on all your waste pipes? The problem being they could get clogged up easily unless they were cleverly designed. Maybe a wrap of tiny water wheels around the down pipe may do it. Small turbines on your heating system could get some energy back? Small turbines on your pipes before the water exits your taps my be beneficial, but may tempt people to leave their taps running?

Tuesday 4 May 2010

Number two. Perpetual motion.

Polar energy bank.

A very tiny generator that may create the tiniest amount of power, but maybe if you have enough of them something might happen? I don't suppose it's any better than solar power, except, maybe, it works in the dark....

A sequence of magnets around an axle, each with their positive side pointing to the north pole. This side is drawn to the north by the the tiniest amount until it is pushed away by the negative side, then in turn this happens to the next magnet, creating motion. I may need to be in a vacuum, or at least have very good bearings

I think maybe it has already been invented and can be found in barometers but i'm not sure....


Number one. The Larch.


Cheese on Toaster.

Patent number 1.

So imaging a toaster, on it's side with two CD player style draws that move in and out at the touch of a button. Underneath the drawers are two leaves of silicone that protect the lower element from crumbs and tip them off when the drawers are ejected. Simply put your bread with cheese on, on the drawers, press go and after two and a quarter minutes, lovely cheese on toast! Mmmmnn...

Hello There!

Hello, I thought I would right down all the random idea's that I have. Some are nonsense, some are genius, but most are nonsense. Feel free to pinch them and give me a small donation if you get rich by them or not if you are a real meanie!