Number one. The Larch.

Cheese on Toaster.

Patent number 1.

So imaging a toaster, on it's side with two CD player style draws that move in and out at the touch of a button. Underneath the drawers are two leaves of silicone that protect the lower element from crumbs and tip them off when the drawers are ejected. Simply put your bread with cheese on, on the drawers, press go and after two and a quarter minutes, lovely cheese on toast! Mmmmnn...