Sausage and Salmon thing

1. Bake some sausages 
2. At the same time fry some onions and garlic
3. Add some stock and garlic powder
4. Add some thinly sliced potatoes
5. Put the lid on
6. Wait 15mins
7. Cut up the sausages and put them in
8. Put some salmon fillets in
9. Put the lid on
   
10. Cook for another 15mins

Roasted Lemon Cauliflower, Lamb chops and Sweet Potato Mash

Mix some cauliflower with lemon, lemon zest, cumin, olive oil, turmeric, cayenne pepper, garlic and bung in the oven for 20mins, 200c.

Boil some sweet potatoes for 20mins and mash with cumin, celery salt, sour cream and butter

Fry some lamb chops along with some mushrooms for 15mins

Serve with balsamic vinegar gravy and mint.

I know bezels are almost non-existent anymore with new phone designs but before they completely go... Why didn't anyone make a phone like this? It's so hard to play first person games without physical buttons! Two joypads would be nice and in portrait mode it becomes the fingerprint sensor/home tap with left for back and a cursor when you type... Oh I made a mistake, 3 taps back...

Gaming Phone Design

Bacon Lardons
Half an Onion
oregano
tiny amount of mint
tiny amount of sage
2 cloves of garlic
half a jar of artichoke hearts
vegetable stock cube
apple cider vinegar
mushrooms
broccoli
half a limes juice
risotto rice
some kind of cheese, cheddar

fry the bacon until brown in butter
add onions until golden
add the oregano, mint, sage
add the mushrooms, garlic, broccoli and artichoke
then add the risotto rice until clear,
drizzle on the vinegar, squeeze on the lime
add a mug and a half of stock
just before serving grate the cheese on and stir in
eat

Surf & Turf Risotto

Ingredients:

Bacon lardons
half an Onion
a stick of Celery
Chilli flakes
oregano
1 garlic clove
half a sweet red pepper
risotto rice
coriander
flax seed
olive oil
stock cube
apple cider vinegar
mushrooms
prawns

fry the bacon and onions until brown in the olive oil
add the celery, chilli, oregano, garlic, pepper, mushrooms for 3 mins
then add the risotto rice until clear,
drizzle on the vinegar
add a mug and a half of stock, to make it like a broth rather than a risotto
meanwhile 'pop' the flax seed in a dry pan then tip into risotto when popped
in the last 5 mins add the prawns and the coriander.
eat

Test

Mah favourite computer games in order of circumference.

1. Dear Esther.
2. Minecraft
3. Zelda (ocarina of time / majora's mask / wind waker)
4. Tiger Woods 2003
5. Mario Kart Double Dash
6. GTA 3-4
7. Bioforge
8. Grim Fandango
9. Viper Racing
10. Stunt Racer 3000
11. Chocks Away
12. Exile
13. Elite.
14. Repton.